@TheOnion is it still satire if it's actually probably happening for real
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@TheOnion The sad thing is that this is absolutely true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion uhHuh! Whose crying now @johnboehner ! You that's who#brainfart@an!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They can use the same BS as when they pretend to care about the middle class, workers, families & other non-billionairesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion another not funny pieceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gotta love The Onion!!

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@TheOnion pretty much true, sadly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Godspeed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Have plasma Tvs. Compared to rest of world they-poor-have it great.'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They could always fall back on a Jesus quote:'...there will always be poor people ' and add a Sen Grassley quote:'. Our poorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion of course it will sound brilliant but nothing will materializeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am sure the thoughts were short and unimaginative.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion isn't this what's really happening now?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the house does not have a clue. Cut their pay...with all pay ending at retirement. Then eventually they will understandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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