@TheOnion well, who knows how much I owe them, over the years. Happy birthday #happybirthdaysong
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@TheOnion is he effing kidding me? What a stupid thing to say.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wait, but this is true...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Happy Birthday to all who paid unnecessarily.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this should have happened at least 30 years ago. Copyright expired. WelcomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. What a crock of s*it. Sorry WadeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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