@TheOnion @brianmflaherty apparently his desires do not confirm to the new American ideology of working your ass off from pre school - death
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@TheOnion I am sure his parents and family are very proud of him. NOTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @NickBagoffunkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the privilege to throw away opportunity then say there being stolen. Dang minoritymajority at it again!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mcdonalds is always hiring kid, don't worry. Jesus didn't go to college...wait, they crucified Him...Mazel Tov!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion" "Test, pl ignore"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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