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@TheOnion It's the face that sells it. What a magnificently clenched jaw behind a seemingly deadpan expression. Or maybe I'm seeing things.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wtf dudeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion marry her and suggest her a hijabThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he must be MuslimThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion some of that ol heritage and good values they talk about!...lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pretty muchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think my sister went out with himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The sad thing is there are those out there that actually act this way "How dare you hold the door open for me and my girlfriend!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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