@TheOnion that comic has sucked for years, so it's about time somebody took action
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@TheOnion I'd say he's gonna get a salted! Ahahahahahaha wheeze



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@TheOnion if I'm China he would have no head. Here he'll go to minimum security camp see family. Not so for his victims family. All b/c$$$$$Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think some people are glad they are allergic to peanuts now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know the guy is hooked on peanuts, but in light of his actions, they should cut off his nuts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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