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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2015

    Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos http://onion.com/1WghkwX pic.twitter.com/SPN3ygazlw

    10:42 AM - 22 Sep 2015
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His Holiness Pope Francis: http://onion.com/1KMojKb pic.twitter.com/4njXRsWWPD

        16 replies 302 retweets 428 likes
      3. Oreo Cookie‏Verified account @Oreo 22 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Actually, our beef jerky Oreo cookie launches next week. #Awkward

        12 replies 70 retweets 249 likes
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      2. Marie von Astra‏ @marievonastra 22 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BecketAdams Wait 'til he samples our porn!

        1 reply 2 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Steven D. Greydanus‏Verified account @DecentFilms 22 Sep 2015
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        Steven D. Greydanus Retweeted The Onion

        More accurate than a lot of pope reporting, actually. @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/646378968963280896 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos http://onion.com/1WghkwX  pic.twitter.com/SPN3ygazlw
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      1. Jena Min‏ @msjenamin 22 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @pmarca I admit I couldn't understand why there were so many varieties and then I saw thispic.twitter.com/THWAhTXwxn

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      1. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 22 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion It's just a matter of time before a "Pope" flavor Oreo hits the shelves.

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      2. Steve MacLeod‏ @macsteed 22 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @DoctorFluxx Now that is my kind of Pope.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Broodley J. T.‏ @theRealDocFluxx 22 Sep 2015
        Replying to @macsteed

        @macsteed @TheOnion Luckily this is a joke and he still has no love for capitalism.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Steve MacLeod‏ @macsteed 22 Sep 2015
        Replying to @theRealDocFluxx

        @DoctorFluxx @TheOnion One must use all the persuasion we can. Oreo's is just the beginning.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Broodley J. T.‏ @theRealDocFluxx 22 Sep 2015
        Replying to @macsteed

        @macsteed @TheOnion In favor of capitalism?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Brian Schrauger‏ @BrianSchrauger 22 Sep 2015
        Replying to @theRealDocFluxx

        @DoctorFluxx @macsteed @TheOnion No, in *flavor* of capitalism

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Trip‏ @Tjtripn 23 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @pjamesjp1 ha glad hes addressing REAL issues tht matter

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      1. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 22 Sep 2015
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        @b0ilingfr0g @TheOnion @drawandstrike He's not Italian.

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      1. Arq. Vicente Pérez‏ @viarquitectos 22 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @memobarba Benditas OREO Amen...

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      1. Randi Parker‏ @MishenNikara 22 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @YouSpoonyBard1 NO ONE can say no to pumpkin spice Oreos

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      1. Ben Sheidler‏ @BSheids 22 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Funniest thing I've seen all day

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