Me IRL @TheOnion
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@ToothyMcButt not lewd enough to be you -
@KaylinEvergreen@ToothyMcButt "teen who can only make dick jokes and roll his eyes to be euthanized" -
@0beseninja@KaylinEvergreen wow rude suck my dick Leon *rolls eyes* -
@ToothyMcButt@KaylinEvergreen *prepares the needle*only sleep now
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@TheOnion if she can text how is she brain dead? Don't you need some type of brain functionality to be able to do that?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@rocks1964 If she's brain dead, none of her motor skills would function. Not buying it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Bentzburgh@TheOnion I needed this laugh

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ICYMI “
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@TheOnion "Are you for real killing me right now?"---Ahahaha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is very old. Running out of ideas, Onion News?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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