@TheOnion @matthiggins95 not sure if you follow The Onion.If not you're going to be cracking up on a daily basis. It's so our humor
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@TheOnion excellent choice--and he cries on a dime!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you never have anything good to say EverThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and in the beginning their was creation of a conscience ...go figure!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they got binders full of poor people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aww more libturd butthurt. So precious...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Deep down this man really cares about the poor. Deep down-more than 6 feet. Face first so his fans can stop bye for a cold one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion # 27: Without them, fast food lines would be less colorful and entertaining.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That will qualify for the shortest meeting ever, in the Guinness Book of World Records.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion # 15: They don't compete with you for limos in the rain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hollering because it's probably accurate!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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