@TheOnion "Breaking news... water is wet, fire is hot"
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@TheOnion eating onion is all i could see.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If it was an Olympic Sport, I'd be the reigning gold medalistThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion breaking newsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion glad someone FINALLY looked into thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we're too busy eating & watching TV to read the articleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion finally studied me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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