@TheOnion this is my life. I shun expiration dates.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @burnsbabyburns8 this is literally me rnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Compliment of the day from all this retweeting and favoriting and whatnot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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