@TheOnion Here is a tag line for ya. "cold and fresh as your grandfather's corpse and filling as his grave"
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@TheOnion ok onion you finally got me to laugh out loudThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would very much enjoy a bereavement lasagna.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion NOW WAY! Really Stouffer's? Frozen bereavement meaksls.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion saw this the other day, didn't see it was The Onion, just skipped by it & thought it was for real!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Stouffer’s Debuts New Frozen Meals To Bring Neighbors After Death In Family http://onion.com/1JhXXtY pic.twitter.com/z4yTjGddJs
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@TheOnion That is a good idea. lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Actually your a bit off the mark on this, frozen meals are one of the most practical ways to help someone bereaved. Flowers, later -
@TheOnion Anyone that has been there knows, flowers are nice but it the freezer full of ready meals is what keeps body and soul together. -
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@TheOnion Yip and that one missed.
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@TheOnion that is ridiculous.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Laughing too hard to text.
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@TheOnion that's crazyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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