@TheOnion Ate oyster crackers last night, can confirm.
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@TheOnion: Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good http://onion.com/1V1yuMi pic.twitter.com/d3YQXo9dyf”@joshgroban
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@TheOnion@AndyRichter this picture makes me hungryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion USA! USA! America is great again!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Starting a National movement to replace the Oyster cracker with a Plain tortilla chip. Besides cracker is not PC.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good http://onion.com/1V1yuMi pic.twitter.com/JWhEZ8c8Nz” good news,@amynutz !
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