@TheOnion that was no dream, he's really fucking us
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@TheOnion you mean the one where he totally screws all of us?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The hypocrisy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Because he's fucking most of its citizens.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@corconian For one scary moment I read that as 'Nixon' rather than 'Nation'.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Does he still respect America in the morning though?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he'll miss us when he's goneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mmmmm.....Montana....Mmmmm.....Dental Floss....Mmmmm....Pygmy Ponies...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion GOP is apoplectic over their failure to totally derail the POTUS.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Surprised he CAN sleep!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hot takes

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@TheOnion the one where he's in bed with Iran?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Big "O" sleeps well and leaves the idiots up all night TWEETING.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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