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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Sep 2015

    Republicans Reach Out To Women With New 'No Punch Pretty Lady' Bill http://onion.com/1LmUrog pic.twitter.com/EykJNFjocO

    12:02 PM - 18 Sep 2015
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    • MF DREW Aston sabrina 🕷 Emily Harris Mötley Drüe Edward SPOOKwell Christian Reilly Mr. Keller 🏆 Charlie Campbell
    7 replies 358 retweets 567 likes
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      2. Dwight Winthrop‏ @oricalenews 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This is an insult to all women republican&democrats and let the general public understand how DIVISIVE the GOP to electorateSHAME

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. S Jenkins‏ @Skippyjerkins 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @oricalenews

        @oricalenews you do know that @TheOnion is a satirical site? It's funny fake news.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Rebekah Vieira‏ @AuWithin 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion #nopunchprettylady has exceptions for wearing shoes in kitchen, burning toast for sandwiches & if dog not available for kicking

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      1. DeathBecomesMe® 💀‏ @DeathBecomes_Me 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion The bit is 2 years old and still valid

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      1. Michael Manlove‏ @mikelm31 20 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @KY_ForBernie They will bend over for Bubba , to get a Vote those Lying Asses ! Can't Stand Republicans !

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      1. CenaDaCrime‏ @CenaDaCrime 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I think it's a great idea.

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