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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2015

    Giants Move Tom Coughlin To Assisted-Coaching Facility http://onion.com/1Kpp3Am pic.twitter.com/IGodIXcRUz

    8:15 PM - 17 Sep 2015
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    • #Chewbacca Googling Michael Sherwood Shar └A Jaclyn Spinelli Matt Shapiro Julia Masi Christopher Roesch Lee HAZElwood JUANDIRECTION
    16 replies 578 retweets 773 likes
      1. Liam‏ @liamnixon_ 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @aidanmccabe2 @t_gard00

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      2. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Tom says it feels like home, Payton Manning is in the room down the hall. Good chocolate pudding also.

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      1. Macky MacPherson‏ @MackyMacPherson 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @haihals

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      1. Sal Manacotti‏ @WheresSal 17 Sep 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Giants Move Tom Coughlin To Assisted-Coaching Facility http://onion.com/1Kpp3Am  pic.twitter.com/Ip80pbUJWD” @K_E_Gray @RobBerntsson

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      1. Bill Foster‏ @josephzamudio2 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Hahahahaha

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      1. Interested Observer‏ @ObservationDesk 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ReformedBroker is that Maria Bartiromo assisting?

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      1. Mike LaPenta‏ @MikeLaPenta 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I hope his players come visit him once a year on his birthday

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      2. Jeff P‏ @jeff_danger18 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @christinareiman

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      1. big mike v‏ @MichaelJBenelli 6 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @BoiledSports ha ha ha

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      1. SeeingClues‏ @SeeingClues 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion lol

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      1. Jake Garner‏ @GarnerJake 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion so very wrong but also so very funny!

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      1. Paul J. Cummings‏ @Cohiba5150 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ReformedBroker Andy Reid about to join him. DUMB. Like Charles was going to score with :36 seconds left from KC's 20 yd line.

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion ~There r some people, U just can't help. Lol. No matter how hard U...hint.

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      1. Joe Carbone Jr, CFP®‏ @Focus_Planning 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ReformedBroker That's just wrong 😀

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