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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2015

    Campaign Staffers Making Progress Conditioning Hillary Clinton To Replicate Emotions http://onion.com/1Kpp07v pic.twitter.com/ZSUnQLkFGN

    5:30 PM - 17 Sep 2015
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    20 replies 397 retweets 556 likes
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      2. Renee V.‏ @smiles_52301 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Too much feminism training Hillary? You no longer have a conscience....any feminine qualities Aye?

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      3. Barbara Jungbauer‏ @onetrueknibblet 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @smiles_52301

        @smiles_52301 @TheOnion Feminism is the radical notion that women are people. Anyone who tells you otherwise knows nothing about feminism.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  💫 Magic Wanda  🧙🏼‍♀️ 👻‏ @itsWanda 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @KittenMcKay

        @KittenMcKay @TheOnion Maybe by the first debate, but I wouldn't count on it.

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      1. ThewlynOh‏ @ThewlynOh 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @JammieWF she has to be trained because sincerely is, to her, very difficult...so it obeying the laws, but we won't go into that

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      1. 'Merica‏ @WeWhoDieSaluteU 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @JammieWF the should work in the body temperature 1st. cold scaley paws are a turn off

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      1. Lorraine  🇺🇸  🗽‏ @MyOnlyHeart2 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Snap_Politics OMG! Unbelievable! The "woman" is, bottom line #Evil.

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      1. Punches In Bunches‏ @eplacentia 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion an Onion tweet about Hillary? Better keep it somewhere safe. Something that rare's gotta be worth something

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      1. heatlesssun‏ @heatlesssun 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Mr. Spock wouldn't approve.

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      1. Skirt Spy (18+)‏ @SkirtSpy 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion OMFG LOL

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      2. ronnie johnson‏ @ronronforfunnow 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion "Replicate" With A 15 Body Clown Car Roleplaying For Their Owners; Please!

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      3. Skirt Spy (18+)‏ @SkirtSpy 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ronronforfunnow

        @ronronforfunnow @TheOnion busted my gut on that one hahaha

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      1. Headonthetable‏ @cyph21 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion They should have removed her training collar before they took the pic.

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      1. JrBeans‏ @JrBeansBoo 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion "When she gets a response wrong, we spritz her in the face with cold water from a spray bottle" Pure solid gold.

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      1. Alice‏ @cat_1012000 17 Sep 2015
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        LOL.. @TheOnion oh hell Hillary could whip "SourFace" Fiorina in her sleep.. #NoEmotionsRequired @AnnaZ

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      1. A Nudnik‏ @AbuNudnik 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @allahpundit Can she bake a cherry pie yet?

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      1. Wendy‏ @wendylicious74 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion u.

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