@TheOnion could use one 'o these, since my cat died a few days ago :(
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@TheOnion too bad this isn't actually real
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@TheOnion the Mormons have had funeral potatoes for decadesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion didn't know he and harry hill had parted companypic.twitter.com/KK5gdfAblr
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@TheOnion Does it come with a packet of Imodium?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion self fulfilling prophecy food.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's about time!!!#deathfoodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sorry death is not funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Quit giving them ideas!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion More likely the cause of deaths.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tasty!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this something the undertaker from that Monty Python sketch would serve?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is exactly what a neighbor brought to the house - Stouffer's Lasagna. It was a change from the supermarket deli trays.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion with meat and susThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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