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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2015

    GOP Promotes Carly Fiorina To Male Candidate After Strong Debate Showing http://onion.com/1MtgOtI pic.twitter.com/m1RdSVdqtO

    11:27 AM - 17 Sep 2015
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    • Ryan Zoellner Michelle Kaufman Sarah Conley David Martin N.D.J. Alyssa Horace ✨🕸 packboii4 Teabeard Kakistocracy In America
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      2. Dan Curran‏ @DV8rules 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion can't wait to see how trump does in the bathing suit competition.

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      3. Skirt Spy (18+)‏ @SkirtSpy 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @DV8rules

        @DV8rules @TheOnion speedo...

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      1. Heather Archuletta‏ @Pillownaut 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Seems fitting, since she's fine with erasing women from actual history. Heaven forbid we put another woman on a currency bill.

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      1. Lucky 7‏ @LuckySevin 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion awww libs don't like it when strong women are conservative. So precious.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion She will now be required to divorce since the Party does not recognize same sex unions.

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      1. bullsCub‏ @bullscub 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion can't wait for the Hillary and Bernie satire

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      1. Dollars2Donuts‏ @Buylowdontsell 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion More like "ass kicker".

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      1. Juana Bimba‏ @sirimba 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion She was promoted to a male? Isn't that a demotion?

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      1. scott robinson‏ @scott7882 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Carly Fiorina, hawkish and humorless.

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      1. RGB29‏ @RGB29Davison 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion she had a strong showing but so what? she doesn't know how to create jobs; she CUTS jobs. Her record shows that

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      1. Zaslanets‏ @russianinusofa 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion she also scores a huge deal with regenerist . activia next?

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      1. (((Wertham)))‏ @fredric_wertham 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion "I ran HP into the ground.... and I can't wait to do the same to the whole fucking country."

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      1. James Templeton‏ @longarm1957 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion A strong showing, I don't think anyone did, I don't see anyone on either side worthy of a vote, so who's on the independent ticket

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      1. Eric Crapton‏ @RyanCla33870072 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/SzjDiMnhDB

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      1. McCForever‏ @clbikesale 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion that's one more female than Dems have

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