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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Sep 2015

    Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe http://onion.com/1F4NR4J pic.twitter.com/NiXtrVGVQJ

    10:01 AM - 17 Sep 2015
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      2. StopIsraelApartheid‏ @NadineLumley 20 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Funny how bashing Muslims is called free speech, but bashing Jews is called hate speech.

        2 replies 8 retweets 10 likes
      3. Patty‏ @PattyOLimerick 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NadineLumley

        Ezra Irrelevant is now calling out the Jewish judge who ruled against him as an "anti-Semite". He is a professional victim.

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
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      2. 𝔻𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕋𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕣‏ @Doom_Tiger 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion who needs clocks, anyway? Back in the good old days we told time by looking at the sun

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Sean‏ @SeanTheDestroyr 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this kind of bravery is seldom seen these days.

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      2. Diane M Fairbanks‏ @anniedianemfai1 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That is racist all people and their religions should have equal rights!

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Greg powder hound‏ @gdaKatz 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @anniedianemfai1

        @anniedianemfai1 @TheOnion Amazingly, These religions won't be equal. Oh, the Rejection of truth, Freedom from sin! even Freedom not to sin

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dances With Cats 👻 🎃‏ @Spoot_Diddly 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion once again The Onion treads cautiously on the line between satirical and real news.

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      1. KarenMorison‏ @Smartlikeagirl 17 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theonion Damn, people, The Onion is a satirical publication.

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      1. Saraf Ahmed‏ @heathenhipster 17 Sep 2015
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        @theonion what a goddamn gentleman #notbitter

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      1.  ♥ ♥ ♥Lawyer Shakil ♥ ♥ ♥‏ @lawyerasia 19 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion But what is that recently happened meriting such a call of distress?

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      1.  ♥ ♥ ♥Lawyer Shakil ♥ ♥ ♥‏ @lawyerasia 19 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion It is call of good conscience and reasonable concern for safety of innocent unsuspecting humans.

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      1. OkaraCat @ Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana‏ @OkaraCat 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion why are you reporting real news???

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      1. Ivan Albihn‏ @Mendozacheers 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion looks sorta familiar @sixtysymbols

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      1. Dennis L. Ekstedt‏ @dennisek4 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Muslims have no special rights here. ONLY those guaranteed every American under our system of Governance. Only Constitutional.

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