@TheOnion The man may die, but the hair will live. It will be passed from one egocentric megalomaniac racist to another. Burn it in Mt Doom!
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@TheOnion you're assuming he's currently alive.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion America's own Marcus Aurelius. Can he complete the fall in the time left? Stupid Americans may give him the chance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We have to wait THAT long?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JasonZumwalt Awful ! -
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@JasonZumwalt@TheOnion I have been watched the CNN last night "our local time" and I felt that the most of Americans against 'em ! why ? -
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@TheOnion he's an arrogant cunt of the highest order
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@TheOnion I heard he bought the secret to Keith Richard's longevity and plans to live forever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thank you for the comforting thought!#RestoreSanityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is incredible. RT
@TheOnion: "How does that make you feel? Pretty good, right?" http://onion.com/1F4FBlg pic.twitter.com/Y7MyWfLf0p
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@TheOnion Or we'll all be dead in 2 years if Trump is elected.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But if Trump gets to be prez we could all be dead way before that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@econokafka The one that make libtards go insane: http://rootforamerica.com/wayne-root-donald-trumps-mouth-is-a-nuclear-weapon/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@laurennally3 how much do you hate this tweetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this an Iranian nuke joke?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We need more women Leaders whom World Leaders laugh at and give Lies for billion $$$$.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mean, true, and kinda funny :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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