@TheOnion And we'd like to keep it that way!
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@TheOnion: Study: 100 Percent Of Americans Lead Secret Lives http://onion.com/1KIY8Ga pic.twitter.com/rvRnwEplec
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@adamchernandez HAHAHA all of them could be me someday
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@TheOnion OK my secret is that I eat 3 meals a day, Mornings, Mid-day and evenings. Glad I got that out in the open.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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