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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Sep 2015

    Female Trump Supporters Just Feel More Comfortable With GOP Candidate Who’s Openly Horrible To Them http://www.theonion.com/r/51166tsd  #GOPDebate

    7:55 PM - 16 Sep 2015
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      1. Mimi Parker‏ @peacockhill 16 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion An orange-skinned, comb-over haired, arrogant, blowhard is every woman's dream, right? NO!! NO!! NO!!!

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      2. MaryMudcat‏ @hickory66 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @biblioteq_tress Are you a female? If not I don't believe you would know why we like Trump! He does not cater to Political correct

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      3. Mimi Parker‏ @peacockhill 16 Sep 2015
        Replying to @hickory66

        @hickory66 @TheOnion @biblioteq_tress He also doesn't cater nor respect women. #goingbackwards

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      4. MaryMudcat‏ @hickory66 16 Sep 2015
        Replying to @peacockhill

        @peacockhill @TheOnion @biblioteq_tress Sure he does. He doesn't have time for PC with women who don't deserve it.

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      5. Mimi Parker‏ @peacockhill 16 Sep 2015
        Replying to @hickory66

        @hickory66 @TheOnion @biblioteq_tress He doesn't have time for woman. Period, End of Sentence. He doesn't think YOU deserve it!

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion All of them are secretly hoping their husbands will let them vote for him.

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      1. Sarcastic Elder‏ @SarcasticElder 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion #TuckFrump

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      1. Mary Fulton‏ @Marialamar 22 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @antonystarr Yes!

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      1.  🌹AЯI  💯ᖉ∩ƨƨ!ɐu ᗷO⊥  ❌‏ @ari_russian 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion No, female voters are sick of being lied to by PC politicians. We believe Trump is our man... #MakeAmerciaGreatAgain

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      1. AAAAAA‏ @jessicaloeraaaa 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this doesn't even seem like a joke anymore holy shit

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      1. Nicole‏ @nicole_roseyy 17 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ThatRandomChris I can't.

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      1. Robert Rios‏ @SpookyFistFinga 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I don't even like Trump but what's with all of the anti-republican tweets? Comedy doesn't pick sides.

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      1. Vero‏ @VeroR5A 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @antonystarr some woman just don't know good or bad... in this casa evil

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      1. Bonnie Eldredge‏ @Dropoverdead 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion or a grownup woman who doesn't believe in women's access to contraception choices.

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      1. AllAmericanTreason‏ @AllAmerTreason 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/dvBkzyxz9U

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      1. Sarah‏ @saeconnolly 16 Sep 2015
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