@TheOnion Challenging, either I wear a cardigan and vote Huckabee or refuse deodorant and vote Sanders. I prefer boot on head and Supreme.
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@TheOnion this shade!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...and that marry at 18 bec they are opposed to premarital relations. Then spend 50 years miserable because they oppose divorce.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he looks 23 onion you slippinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@danieltmorris I was going to tweet this to you!
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@B9lyEquivocal#AndrewHall RT@TheOnion: GOP Maintains Hold On Youth That Look Like Old Men http://www.theonion.com/r/36778tsd pic.twitter.com/ul37z1RnfK”
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