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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Sep 2015

    Campaign Staffers Making Progress Conditioning Hillary Clinton To Replicate Emotions http://www.theonion.com/r/51320tsd pic.twitter.com/VNJ56NQLqu

    9:22 AM - 16 Sep 2015
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Sep 2015
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        “The headway Hillary has made is really encouraging, especially when you consider what we started with.” http://theonion.com/r/51320tsd 

        3 replies 49 retweets 114 likes
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      1. FrenchHoneyBadger  🐸‏ @FrHoneyBadger 16 Sep 2015
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        @theonion the satirical being "making progress" they clearly are failing at making that robot human.

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      1. Carla R  ✍🏾 📖‏ @CarlaRK3 20 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @truthglow hahaha!

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      1. Truthglow‏ @truthglow 20 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @HAGOODMANAUTHOR It did NOT work!!!!

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      1. Pat‏ @patman1216 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @JJElliott10 lmao 😂😂

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      1. Cannabis World News‏ @MarijuanaGlobal 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Wait... sadism, boundless greed and megalomania aren't emotions? #hitlery

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      1. Kevin P. Hennosy‏ @KPHennosy 22 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ricktuma It never worked for Gore. Technology advances!

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      1. Just Deplorably Me 🇦🇺 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇬🇧 🇮🇳‏ @TheLamarckian 19 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @xinemd Will she she demonstrate these emotions at an emotion show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poMWgGC82bw … #tcot

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      1. mike stanley‏ @staanl66 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @justturnrightpic.twitter.com/86KH4nMTAa

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      1. Just me‏ @reluctantzealot 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @justturnright Bazinga

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      1. Bill Kennedy‏ @blkndy 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @GrayConnolly Humans http://www.amc.com/shows/humans 

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      1. Laurene‏ @lfemister 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @SteveSagarra Can't "teach" empathy. Either you have it or you don't.

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      1. sandboxvet‏ @sandboxvet1 16 Sep 2015
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        There'll never be a #TuringMachine advanced enough to let #DeadFish #Hillary2016 pass the #theImitationGame RT@jtLOL goofin on the @TheOnion

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      1. cory stiftar‏ @CStiftar 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @Ranger_Up whose the teacher, Kristen Stewart?

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      1. potus2016‏ @potus2016app 16 Sep 2015
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        #hillary2016 Yes @TheOnion, Hillary Clinton places 1 of Dem. field recent hour in Twitter talk https://goo.gl/msebS9 

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      1. Thomas Balderston‏ @TomBalderston 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @JammieWF She is exMachina. But not perfected in any way.

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