@TheOnion @theonlyhibes soon it will be nothing but a pile of rubble
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@JohnLeeMalvo
@TheOnion we spend all this time talking of Syria when the great zoodle exodus of Chicago is happening here, in America.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thanks for skipping the chance to blame the Chicago murder rate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've always thought of Houston as Number 2.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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