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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Sep 2015

    Sugar Ray Thrilled To Be Playing In Man's Head http://www.theonion.com/r/2312tsd pic.twitter.com/cAB0PdRB5w

    3:30 PM - 15 Sep 2015
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    19 replies 683 retweets 1,230 likes
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      2. Tanner Hightower‏ @ReganHightower 15 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @walka_socks

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Walker Sacco‏ @walka_socks 15 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ReganHightower

        @Renald_Rogan @TheOnion me EVERY MORNING

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. PoorestGuyInGlencoe‏ @Bobbyted 15 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion anyone tag @mark_mcgrath or @sugarrayband yet? I feel like they'd retweet this. Also now I have a sugar ray song stuck in my head.

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      1. Jake Shook‏ @ShookShakeSham 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @michaelfrango

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      1. VeeMoo‏ @vm8a 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @NathanWurtzel lol

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      1. lil sticky‏ @ZachtheKinggg 15 Sep 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Sugar Ray Thrilled To Be Playing In Man's Head http://www.theonion.com/r/2312tsd  pic.twitter.com/uC9G8bWXzt” me

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      1. Paul Gore‏ @paullywog73 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @dylanyeager

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      2. Nick Chartrand‏ @nickthegnarwhal 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @grackkkk17

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      4. Nick Chartrand‏ @nickthegnarwhal 15 Sep 2015
        Replying to @grackkkk17

        @grackkkk17 satire

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      1.  ✈️ 🇨🇦 ✈️ 🇱🇷 🚍TwitchCon‏ @toymachinesh 16 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Dogmatic2020 the headline alone made me lol

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      1. Kunal Shah‏ @whistlerbrk 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion savage

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      1. tony Alvernaz‏ @alvernaza 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion last line is brilliant.

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      1. Tracey Heinhold Keith‏ @theinhold 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion now playing in my head. You suck, @TheOnion

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      1. Pokemon Scientist 🌹 🔬 🌵 🌵‏ @RetroDNA 15 Sep 2015
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        @kylec87 THEY KNOW “@TheOnion: Sugar Ray Thrilled To Be Playing In Man's Head http://www.theonion.com/r/2312tsd  pic.twitter.com/POcy4TyBSB”

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      1. AxJaxDiz‏ @AxJaxDiz 15 Sep 2015
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        And Epcot. RT @TheOnion: Sugar Ray Thrilled To Be Playing In Man’s Head http://www.theonion.com/r/2312tsd pic.twitter.com/MPcegwUPk5

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      1. zonkey‏ @LeeLpatterson 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Almost forgot how much they sucked.

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      1. Jake Hathaway‏ @JakeHathaway68 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion living hell

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