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@TheOnion You forgot to divide by the square root of the number of points of contact.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion true but an unsettling hug turns back into a good hug after 13.834 seconds, so if you breach 2.264 seconds just keep holding itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Dali Lama needs to know this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just a sec the toliet was flushing could you repeat that?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought it was a hand on an ass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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