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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Sep 2015

    Nickname: Kimmers Christian Denomination: Apoplectic Who Is Kim Davis? http://www.theonion.com/r/51306tsd pic.twitter.com/NnMCeq1e8y

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      1. Saint‏ @St_Hilairious 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I wish my head looked like a thumb

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      1. Edward Ballew  🌻 🌹 🐱‏ @edballew 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I don't understand why they let her go after she helped those prisoners escape.

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      1. Carles Mascaraque‏ @CarlesMasca 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm scared.

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      2. Demon Dawg‏ @DemonDawg_bta 15 Sep 2015
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        @theonion Ah, yes… The very face of Christian "Love"…!

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      1. Lord Vore‏ @LordVore 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion proof that Vogons don't integrate well.

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      1. Matt Van De Sompele‏ @Matt_Vandy96 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @presidentgabe

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      1. Matt‏ @U2BFM 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I hope I'm her 5th husband.

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      1. Squinty McGee‏ @ProfessorGrains 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion you're telling me the last time we have to hear about her is November 8th??? smh

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      1.  😈 BlindedByGreed  👺‏ @19jim47 16 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Kim Davis Nor any Man was granted by GOD! the right to act against you! Kim acts on her own behalf and will be judged by GOD.

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      1. Armitage Shanks‏ @whoisArmitageS 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion who gives two shits?

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      1. John‏ @jt_id 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion The Derp is strong in this one..

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      1. Jeffery Williams‏ @jwilliamsoh 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion religion is Bullshit and for the week minded. She is a prime example

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      1. Turn217‏ @turn217 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion put em up! Put em up!

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      1. Jay Zeltzer‏ @JayZeltzer 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I wonder how much longer publications about her will come forth? Isn't it already ad nauseam?

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      1. EthanIndigo108‏ @EthanIndigo 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion From my book which brakes all the rules: Santa Clause Syndrome. The reject becomes the architect. http://wakeup-world.com/2014/12/23/rudolph-the-red-nosed-dream-slayer/ …

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      1. Tom Vollmer‏ @vollmer_tom 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion sometimes y'all really make me laugh. This is one of those times. Great reporting for the now times #apoplectickimmers

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