@TheOnion @KevinHearne Sure Kevin, you can laugh. Pretty sure Colorado is safe for a while. ;)
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#climatechange “@TheOnion: Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion http://www.theonion.com/r/51303tsd pic.twitter.com/N52PamGU36”
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After global oceans rose 6 inches/century since 1880,
@TheOnion climate cultists think Atlantic has "come a long way in the past few years"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon" the source is humorous, but the message is all too real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Al Gore stil waiting for his Statue Of Liberty water park investment to pay offpic.twitter.com/MsHB6RBkjY
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@TheOnion Hot dog or hot ice sheets but The Onion hits nail or glacier dead on the head.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~It acquired the property at a reduced rate. The market was *floundering*.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @I_BlackBetty_I Ouch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Will climate change be its roommate?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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