@TheOnion I bought a big plot of land in the midwest that I'm going to turn into a beachside resort in a few decadespic.twitter.com/6DcPGEUyeE
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@TheOnion I bought a big plot of land in the midwest that I'm going to turn into a beachside resort in a few decadespic.twitter.com/6DcPGEUyeE
@TheOnion unfortunately true :(
@TheOnion Sad, but it's probably actually pretty true.
@TheOnion it's a hoax. Give it up. I know, you're a comedian just like John Stewart.
Aw. RT @TheOnion: Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon http://www.theonion.com/r/51303tsd pic.twitter.com/e9b2qT1f32
@TheOnion Soon to be a Boathouse!
@DenyseStephens @TheOnion Soon to be a houseboat!
God RT @TheOnion: Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon http://www.theonion.com/r/51303tsd pic.twitter.com/I4MC1UhTNk
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