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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Sep 2015

    Iowa Fashion Week Begins http://www.theonion.com/r/31579tsd pic.twitter.com/zbyXEMoP6J

    11:13 AM - 14 Sep 2015
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      1. Higher Ground‏ @highergtv 14 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion HA! Ya know what ELSE is back in fashion? Weed! #FashionWeek #LegalizeIt @MichaelStusser @starannapic.twitter.com/iLWphBZQ53

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      1. Marissa Payne‏ @marissa42_ 14 Sep 2015
        Replying to @melanders_07

        @melanders_07 Yesss, I love the simply-dressed Iowa folks. I'll fit in.

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      1. #NotMyPresident‏ @regsixer 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Biggest hit at #IowaFashionWeek is couture macrame!!

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      1. Old Gregg‏ @Uncle_Case 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @colekl29

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      1. Lauren  🌻‏ @Lalaaalo 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @allisonmeeow omg 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Jason Kahlstorf‏ @jpkahls 15 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ladda7899

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      1. Rafay‏ @rafayhasnain_ 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion looooool

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      1. Seba‏ @Dimoirites 14 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh sure even @WhereMyWierema is modelling now @TheOnion

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      1. marko‏ @OlsonMarka 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @Jothebeast31 ha!

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      2. Gerald E Haggerty‏ @jerryhaggerty 14 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @DeaconMao So wish Don was on Twitter!

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      3. Sam G‏ @DeaconMao 14 Sep 2015
        Replying to @jerryhaggerty

        @jerryhaggerty @TheOnion that's our HS band! And I'm pretty sure don is the bearded guy in the back with the sash looking shirt

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      1. Ron Albanese‏ @RonAlbanese 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this one is like the best ever ... absolutely hilarious!

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      1. Margie‏ @margiearkcity 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Farm friendly fashion. Always cutting edge-combine edge that is.

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      1. Dave Nelder‏ @DaveNelder 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion There's Wally / Waldo. Taking a photo.

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      1. InkBetweenFreckles‏ @InkonElbows 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Iowans: blessed with self-deprecating humor. Kind of like Canadians...only with a flatter accent. #sorels #flannels #urjealous

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      1. JJ Prince‏ @_jjprince 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @savymiller

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      1. maryann‏ @maryannmom 14 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Because I loathe NY fashion week and its creepfest, thanks.

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