@TheOnion @GingerLanier I hope she doesn't hump......just dump this loser.
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@TheOnion Sounds like current gf should move on to someone who finds her worthy.
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@TheOnion Only so many are spongeworthy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DUMP HIM NOW,GIRLFRIEND. NOT WORTH AN OTHER SEC OF YOUR TIMEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You gotta pick your spots. "
@TheOnion: Romantic Gesture Too Expensive To Waste On Current Girlfriendhttp://onion.com/1MfudW1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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