@TheOnion Planning on hiring at least one writer with imagination? Obviously, this headline writer isn't one!!
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@TheOnion best Onion in AGESThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is why I use paper plates. To hell with the tree huggers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're slippin onion. Get your shit together!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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