@TheOnion feels like this tweet is missing a word...
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@TheOnion@stevensantos More accurately, Aaron Eckhart totally unaware his owner is Egyptian godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bullshit. Look into his eyes... he totally knows. You're confusing indifference with depression.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@aaroneckhart Boom, Roasted.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion doesn't know doesn't careThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't know who that is either.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Do your cats know their dad is@bWoStevie ? -
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@TheOnion@ZaidJilani I call that position The Setting Hen or The Kitty Cake.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys missing a word in there somewhere?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah..well.... but my dog is like totally unaware that his owner totally owns a dealershipThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Points lost that its not a Tortoiseshell catThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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