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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Sep 2015

    Child At 9/11 Memorial Service Sternly Reminded We Are Sad Today http://onion.com/1K2kRJy pic.twitter.com/ngqT4hSicr

    10:00 AM - 11 Sep 2015
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      1. Jake Harvey‏ @jwestonharvey 11 Sep 2015

        @mclaughlinbk @theonion Joke is the kid was born long after 9/11 and has no memory of it, and the awkward emotional expectations. Is funny.

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      2. AnnaMaria Cardinalli‏ @amcardinalli 11 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I love The Onion and am all for a laugh, but there's no need to mock mourning over a national tragedy. Really, guys?

        4 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. T.Zondi‏ @EzeeT 11 Sep 2015
        Replying to @amcardinalli

        @amcardinalli @TheOnion You do know this is The Onion, right?

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      2. Dawn Shirreffs‏ @DawnShirreffs 11 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion 9/11 jokes - not funny. ever.

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      2. Carlos Gonzalez‏ @CarlosGoTampa 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion not funny

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      2. Patrick‏ @pkc863 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Wtf with all the 9/11 jokes

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      1. Siegfried‏ @siegferret 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Nice way of puncturing the mourning orgy that this day brings out in some.

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      1.  ☹️Lloyd ☹️‏ @Llhavo 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion so glad the onion doesn't care about piss and moan cry babies in comments :)

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      1. The Angriest PhD‏ @PissedPhD 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I want to be able to laugh at this but I can't. I knew two people who died in these attacks. This is in poor taste.

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      1. Dana Hoffman‏ @dhoff67 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion another shitty attempt at humor (and not even slight funny regardless) on a somber day.

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      1. Big Sheeeeeesh‏ @SwamTalmBout 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @LaCavaCado

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      1. Tupac For President‏ @2pac4prez 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion How's a kid supposed ta know til you tell em?

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      1. Victor Andres‏ @VictorAndresMC 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm expecting a proper Bush joke today

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      1. T.Zondi‏ @EzeeT 11 Sep 2015
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        @catpokemon @TheOnion Umm... I don't know. I think it's making fun of those who impose their remembrance/mourning on others... Maybe?

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