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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Sep 2015

    Study Finds Earth’s Animals One Giant Creature Before Breaking Apart Millions Of Years Ago http://onion.com/1Kby7J5 pic.twitter.com/cY0NRAxWOI

    8:40 PM - 10 Sep 2015
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      2. dargy darg‏ @darahsargen 11 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @siena_guerrazzi Pangea tbt????

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      1. Kirti Patel, MD‏ @kirtipatelmd 10 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this is so stupid, why am I laughing so hard

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      2. David Wyant‏ @wyadvd 11 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Theordinarygrrl this is one of your satirical links isn't it ?

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      3. M‏ @Theordinarygrrl 11 Sep 2015
        Replying to @wyadvd

        @wyadvd @TheOnion it is indeed David. Amused my sleep deprived self!

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 12 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion If they didn't break apart, they couldn't fit into the La Brea Tar Pits.

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      1. Bryan Hagerla‏ @zhongwenbry 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion that would explain all of the oddly shaped tusks and snouts!

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      1. Blaze Infernus‏ @Blaze_Infernus 11 Sep 2015
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        Hahahaha! “@TheOnion: Study Finds Earth’s Animals One Giant Creature Before Breaking Apart Millions Of Years Ago http://onion.com/1Kby7J5 "

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      1. Michael LeBlanc‏ @mjleblanc18 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion looks like a giant animal orgy

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      1. roop misir‏ @rupieroop 11 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion: Not being loose? It's good to loosen up once in a while. Incidentally, this onion piece is consistent with "Holy Books" stories.

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      1. Stevie Sprinkles‏ @s_spriinkles 10 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @qween_krule this is a real article, right?

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      1. Joshua Hall‏ @ringleader_tn 10 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion What was it called? Pandaea?

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      1. Nick Donovan‏ @NKDono 10 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @RustyGate9 Ms. Child's explanation for evolution... #neverforget #theeye

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      1. Gayle Timmerman‏ @gtimmerm 10 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion PANGALOP'S

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      1. J Hougen‏ @HougenJ 10 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Biological Drift?

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      1. Top J. Quark‏ @topquark22 10 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Sweet. Can I represent the Indian subcontinent? Or maybe australasia?

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      1. DAN BANDANA‏ @legendaryink1 10 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion .....hold up I gotta hear this.....

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