@TheOnion That got dark quick
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@TheOnion clearly an absurdityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion always following my heart!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stay offline.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Popcorn and braces. Is that a good combination?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All is lost. Thanks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. Or do like a real cyber security specialist like myself and lower your credit rating to zero, and keep next to nothing in da bankThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion holocaust humor?? Still too soon. Will be forever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you have got to be shitting me?! You guys don't have to deal with GCHQ hacking your firewall and weakening your security!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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