“@TheOnion: Area Man Bids Tearful Farewell To Family As NFL Season Begins http://onion.com/1NkKJCI pic.twitter.com/91IBLi7rEz” @whotoole
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“@TheOnion: Area Man Bids Tearful Farewell To Family As NFL Season Begins http://onion.com/1NkKJCI pic.twitter.com/91IBLi7rEz” @whotoole
@TheOnion @AreaVanderMan goodby! We you in February.
@AlishaCGarrett “@TheOnion: Area Man Bids Tearful Farewell To Family As NFL Season Begins http://onion.com/1NkKJCI pic.twitter.com/gddaFXJtCG”
@TheOnion @ReformedTrad We will see you in December!
@TheOnion not okay @Preiszless
@TheOnion be sure to take Max with you @TechThorson
@TheOnion awesome headline!
A: Who is my father? RT @TheOnion: Area Man Bids Tearful Farewell To Family As NFL Season Begins
@TheOnion The family are preparing to build a shrine and hold vigils during his absence
Sorry @illiniallie “@TheOnion: Area Man Bids Tearful Farewell To Family As NFL Season Begins http://onion.com/1NkKJCI pic.twitter.com/f8qLAqmz76”
@TheOnion it's okay, they will be there waiting for you with open arms in February. Be strong my friend.
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