@TheOnion You shouldn't have used a photo of a chick that easily outclasses the dude.
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@TheOnion Common sense, better to save, to lavish on the next girlfriendThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Go for it dude! This is the best you will ever do. By FAR.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kick him to the curb....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She is way too fine for that sad sack of shit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wtf mangThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sasha says: "If he doesn't want her, my dad will."#TheOnionAlwaysLiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Todos Somos RamseyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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