@TheOnion I'm sure reality will sink in when he check his bank accounts at the end of the week
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@TheOnion@mattdotta1 React and Rationalize...that's how we humans cope. It seems to work, most of the time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ouch,this one hurts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Woman follows lead and works on new mantra to preserve sanity: "I love this lame job. I love this lame job. I love this lame job".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion datz trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how do I apply to be your next vaguely smug white dude thumbnail photo?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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