@TheOnion "Teens' deep respect for science" / "Teens' deep respect for authority" Spit-take-worthy material! :) #brilliant
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@TheOnion@adikussaladbar "the PE teacher that draws the shortest straw"
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@TheOnion: Sex Ed Vs. Abstinence-Only Education: A side-by-side http://onion.com/1LXlpBo pic.twitter.com/xfA82Ur8kW” rt@Kathleen_Wynne
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@TheOnion I thought you guys were satire? Why you keep posting true stories? (Like Eminem's daughter dating guys that grew up on his music?)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion abstinence only sex Ed works if measured by increased frequency of summer camp make outs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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