@TheOnion @TaraEWilkins @J_Healey4 hahahahhahahaha. Real life problems
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@TheOnion: Romantic Gesture Too Expensive To Waste On Current Girlfriend http://onion.com/1LXktga pic.twitter.com/OBGBO9Mshs”@trumpeteer2014

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@AnnaBoBannaa@TheOnion What a guy...I mean yeah I'd prefer to go Dutch too, but why say it's because she's not good enough?#Jackass -
@trumpeteer2014 Does Swiss count at Dutch??? The languages are similar, no?#GoBig#GoDutch
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