@TheOnion live in key west Florida the second hottest summer since record kept,won't be here next summer Rickey and Michael Thomas
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@TheOnion your stories aren't funny anymore because they're all true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion does this mean I won't be able to binge watch the whole season on Netflix!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys are too much!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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