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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Sep 2015

    Goodwill Executives Arrested After Years Of Skimming Donated Goods Off Top http://onion.com/1K5YWhC pic.twitter.com/KcHUjrpCle

    6:30 PM - 8 Sep 2015
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      1. Deus ex makinavaja‏ @CantThinkaGood1 8 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That is actually a true story

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      1. Karen Howell‏ @KaryLou2015 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion... with his pink paisley golf cart and a complete set of clubs - 7 nine irons, a #3 and two putters...

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      1. Larry Rosenthal‏ @LarryRosenthal 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion not a joke. Goodwills in northern ca would mark up tossed Target goods.sell for more than last target final discount. True.

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      1. avidwriter_‏ @avidwriter_ 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion #savers

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      1. Kel the Purple‏ @kel_the_purple 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @Dr_Nikolai Way to get my hopes up

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      1. Ru$$Man‏ @stankluv 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this shouldn't be just onion news I've been an exploited volunteer at these places unbelievable how much stuff they don't sell

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      1. world on a string‏ @DamatoAlfred 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion BASTARDS😡

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      1. claire soto‏ @suburbabuela 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion that's what they do, beg for the needy, and fill their pockets,

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      1. saffron shipper‏ @saffship 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this really happened a few years back in Santa Clara county, CA #artimitateslife

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      1. Lana Kitchel‏ @sunstretch 8 Sep 2015
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        How low can you go, @GoodwillIntl? Boycotted them long ago due to high CEO pay & below #minimumwage for most #disabled #workers. @TheOnion

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      1. Grave McGrimace‏ @theJayeMcInnes 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Value Village is a for profit organization so... Kinda shady.

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      1. ProGhoster@Hotmail.com‏ @youwildman 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion YOU'RE SLIPPING! THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE FOR REAL IN MY HOME TOWN! 2 DOZEN BEING LOOKED AT BY FBI NOW FOR SKIMMING GOV GRANTS

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      2. gigsy‏ @Gigsy7Gale 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion nothing but nothing should surprise us these days! Disgusting!

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      3. ProGhoster@Hotmail.com‏ @youwildman 8 Sep 2015
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        @Gigsy7Gale @TheOnion YOU KNOW WHAT THE ONION IS RIGHT GIGSY? IT IS A PRANK SITE.

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      1. PJWebb‏ @Blankethouse 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I hope they like used money!

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