@TheOnion too real
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@TheOnion @alanasolin sameThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Personally I find it philosophically objectionable to pick up innocent floor-dwelling objects until they start growing flies.
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@TheOnion Lethargy, thy name is Wednesday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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me “
@TheOnion: Picking Thing Up From Apartment Floor Rescheduled For Thursday http://onion.com/1iuuO9H pic.twitter.com/XevbE448DS”
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@TheOnion More me than I'd like to admit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Breaking news: Remote to far and failure to change the channel results in extensive knowledge on the show "Sex and The City."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@lany_taz RT@TheOnion: Picking Thing Up From Apartment Floor Rescheduled For Thursday http://onion.com/1iuuO9H pic.twitter.com/q1IhJmR2Fo
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@TheOnion gotta admire a planner.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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New conversation
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@TheOnion you are here for all the people at work who need a laughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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