@TheOnion Ferris Wheel deaths, now come on 40k deaths? 4600 starved to death. Where is all this happening ???
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@TheOnion That is the exact reason I stick to illegal bungee jumping off bridges.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion still not as many as were eaten by sharksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But it's my RIGHT to own and operate one. Tyrannical propaganda!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @t_nail_ now did it work? -
@swagmaster20003 yes now I see it

how could ppl die from a Ferris wheel?!
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@TheOnion Is there a vaccine to prevent death by ferris wheels?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haven't heard of a single person who died on a Ferris wheel -
@donniemarsman@TheOnion Well I don't know what rock YOU'VE been living under
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@TheOnion ah, why is this funny?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow. Couldn't say something positive huh? -
@kaijae196922_e@TheOnion it’s satire
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@TheOnion @pudgey97 Now do you understand??!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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