@TheOnion Be careful guys, people might start believing you if you broadcast true stories like this.
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@TheOnion That high?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How can you be productive cogs in the industrial revolution if you don't remember this stuff?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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