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@yinettesys@theonion oh there are several of em. Flashlights with the batteries in backwards, sucking IQ points out of the immediate area.
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@TheOnion@lynncyrin hahaha - I actually fell for it and thought it was realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: NASA Deploys Congressional Rover To Search For Funding http://onion.com/1O6rRIw pic.twitter.com/scI1i4toK4”#innovationdeficit
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@TheOnion just add missiles to it and call it a DOD project and get all the funding you need. Maybe flamethrowers too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BRILLIANT XDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Congress might use robots to pass out lobby checks, like Boehner did on the floor, until he got caught. Hell, BOTH parties do it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion vs xxx cessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@401authrequired I thought you were going to say "searching for intelligent life"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Lee_Ars ... thus far they haven't found intelligent life forms.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omgthatstooooo funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They should deploy it to search for congressional decency and compassion, though I wouldn't hold my breath...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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