@TheOnion With a free diaper change every 500 miles.
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@TheOnion They will need to expand the entire Interstate system to be effective.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Genius.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion totally stupid!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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