@TheOnion Poor man stuggling to be relevant
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@TheOnion@bekahbuttons He could throw up a wall around Texas (as long as he stays inside). I'd chip in for that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Someday we can celebrate the Cuban embargo centennial.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sarah Palin is demanding a wall be erected to keep the Russians out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Greenland is getting mighty uppity these days...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Some of my ancestors were Cherokee. Lived here over 10000 years ago. When did your ancestors show up, Mr. Cruz?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He kind of looks like a young Bill MurrayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion, Ted Cruz now on #4, sank 2, of GOP field last 24h on Twitter mentions https://goo.gl/KRgLsl#cruzcrewThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh tuck. Dork faceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion THIS/F WOIULX---LOOK GOODKJEAL\Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion\TO \PUT IT SHPONT TED IS A ASS HJOLEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Canada: we'd lov 2 C the USA changed 2 Fort Cruz/ Fort Trump aftR all the walls go up. Ultimat sign in direction country is movingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion----T-HIS IA ONE SOB THE---BE DE;LETED TO TJHRE LEALThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this sweet ole boy---will be next in our wAY OF THINK---- OFF =DAMSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion intelligence to design a people's Agenda that has meaning to the countries success is real GOP BOOGIE MANThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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